Lindsay Lohan Is Pathetic

When I saw the awful E-trade commercial with the talking babies and the “milkaholic,” the first thing I thought was how gross and annoying the talking baby commercials are. My second thought was how stupid this particular one was. Not once did I think of Lindsay Lohan.
When I saw news of her lawsuit against the [...]

I Don't Want LiLo's eHarmony Spoof to Succeed

I’ve made no secret about my wish that Lindsay Lohan would just retire. Things have been pointing toward that lately, with LiLo’s lack of work and general bad behavior. But now, she appears to be taking the self-deprecating step that always seems to win back all haters.
Have you seen her fake dating profile? Everyone seems [...]

Drama Queens Are Mean

Lindsay Lohan has likened her break-up to her movie Mean Girls, with the popular girls in the LA scene shunning her. Is she really hurting, or is she trying to remind us of a movie she was in that received critical acclaim and made money?

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I Need to Follow Lindsay Lohan on Twitter

I think she probably has the most amusing tweets out there, at least according to Perez Hilton. Her supposed Twitter page is private, meaning the likes of me can only dream of seeing the crazy firsthand.
Since her uber-fun tweets over the weekend, Lohan has confirmed that she is no longer with Samantha Ronson. Appears Lilo [...]

Things Are Looking Up for Me: LiLo Movie Goes Straight to Cable

Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, Labor Pains, sounded atrocious to me when it was first announced. She pretends to be pregnant so she won’t lose her job. Really? That seems like a good idea?
Apparently, the powers that be joined my line of thinking. According to Entertainment Weekly, Labor Pains will go straight to cable and premiere [...]

To Seth Rogen: Don't Call Lindsay

It seems as if I’ve got one person on my side in my anti-Lindsay Lohan attitude: Steh Rogen. According to a post at MTV.com, Lindsay has been calling Seth, but he won’t call her back. Stay strong, man.

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The Baldwins Are Trying to Resurrect Lindsay Lohan's Career

Why? Why would they do this to me?
Things were going well. Lindsay was fading into obscurity, and my happiness was growing in direct proportion. Then Daniel and Stephen Baldwin stepped in and helped Lindsay begin the steps to get her act together and (god I hope not) resurrect her flagging career.
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Lindsay Lohan Makes Me Sad

If this report is true, she is even worse off than I thought. And anyone who thought lesbians would get along better because they do it as a team is wrong. (If you don’t remember that Kids in the Hall sketch, watch it here.)

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