Dakota Fanning Will Play Jane in New Moon

Sources have finally confirmed that Dakota Fanning will play Jane in the adaptation of New Moon. It’s funny, I like their choices in women much more than their choices in men for these little Twilight films. Okay, really it’s just Edward. I think Edward is a controlling jerk who forces Bella to marry him and to convert to his “religion” at an extremely young age by withholding sex. But I also think he is physically an impeccable specimen of all-American boy–Robert Pattinson just doesn’t fit my mental image in any way, shape, or form.

If you’re interested in another story about withholding sex to get what you want, read The Rules. No seriously, check out Lysistrata. It’s a classic play about women withholding sex to get their men to end the war.

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