Pop Culture Curmudgeon

I Don't Want LiLo's eHarmony Spoof to Succeed

I’ve made no secret about my wish that Lindsay Lohan would just retire. Things have been pointing toward that lately, with LiLo’s lack of work and general bad behavior. But now, she appears to be taking the self-deprecating step that always seems to win back all haters.

Have you seen her fake dating profile? Everyone seems to be eating it up. I expect a new movie role to be announced within months. And my horror at annoying tabloid reports of her drinking, shopping, driving, et cetera to continue to escalate.