Dakota Fanning Will Play Jane in New Moon
Sources have finally confirmed that Dakota Fanning will play Jane in the adaptation of New Moon. It’s funny, I like their choices in women much more than their choices in men for these little Twilight films. Okay, really it’s just Edward. I think Edward is a controlling jerk who forces Bella to marry him and to convert to his “religion” at an extremely young age by withholding sex. But I also think he is physically an impeccable specimen of all-American boy–Robert Pattinson just doesn’t fit my mental image in any way, shape, or form.
If you’re interested in another story about withholding sex to get what you want, read The Rules. No seriously, check out Lysistrata. It’s a classic play about women withholding sex to get their men to end the war.
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By Robert Pattinson Fan, March 9, 2009 @ 10:18 am
Why do you keep hating on R.Patts? He’s awesome!
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By Gina, March 9, 2009 @ 10:25 am
OMG! I had totally forgotten about the rules. I can still plan a date for this weekend if he calls me tomorrow, but not if he calls Wednesday, right?
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By Sarah, March 10, 2009 @ 1:04 am
Yeah, even after the movies come and left the theaters, I am still going to say: COULDN’T THEY HAVE PICKED ANYONE BETTER TO BE EDWARD THAN RPATT?!?
He’s not even hot! I don’t care if you call me fickle and/or shallow.
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By jenroland, March 10, 2009 @ 9:18 am
Sarah, We’re right there in our assessment. I can see why some girls find him attractive, though he isn’t really to my taste. But, his main problem is that he doesn’t fit my mental image of Edward at all.
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